... said the frock "and I will turn you into a beautiful, complete and whole human being".
"Don't be silly" said the man. "A frock alone cannot do such a thing".
"Of course not" said the woman "I shall need the shoes and bag as well".
Well, it made me chuckle anyway.
Very true.
ReplyDeleteMy OH would say this describes me too well.
DeleteYou don't need to buy all these things because you are already a beautiful, complete and whole human being. Why doesn't Mrs D. believe my compliments?
ReplyDeleteHmmm. Perhaps you are just too sincere?
DeleteOh, I loved this! It's like a mini story...
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Not my own work - I saw this somewhere else yesterday and just had to copy it!
DeleteHi Jaycee,
ReplyDeleteI read your comment to Weaver about the weather "on the island". I am intrigued! What island do you live on?
Hi Chris. Thank you for coming over to my blog! I live in the Isle of Man so we do find travel across to the UK challenging in bad weather. I will take a look at your blog later. Thank you.
DeleteSo true!
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DeleteI bet it didn't make Peregrine laugh.
ReplyDeleteHow did you guess?
DeleteLove this! I saw it just after coming in with a coat that had jumped off the rack, wrapped itself round my shoulders and refused to let go. I was only shopping for cat litter...
ReplyDeleteIt happens all too frequently....
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