Buy Me Lady....

... said the frock  "and I will turn you into a beautiful, complete and whole human being".

"Don't be silly"  said the man.  "A frock alone cannot do such a thing".

"Of course not" said the woman  "I shall need the shoes and bag as well".



Well, it made me chuckle anyway.


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    1. My OH would say this describes me too well.

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  2. You don't need to buy all these things because you are already a beautiful, complete and whole human being. Why doesn't Mrs D. believe my compliments?

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  3. Oh, I loved this! It's like a mini story...
    xxx

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    1. Not my own work - I saw this somewhere else yesterday and just had to copy it!

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  4. Hi Jaycee,
    I read your comment to Weaver about the weather "on the island". I am intrigued! What island do you live on?

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    1. Hi Chris. Thank you for coming over to my blog! I live in the Isle of Man so we do find travel across to the UK challenging in bad weather. I will take a look at your blog later. Thank you.

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  5. I bet it didn't make Peregrine laugh.

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  6. Love this! I saw it just after coming in with a coat that had jumped off the rack, wrapped itself round my shoulders and refused to let go. I was only shopping for cat litter...

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