It seems there is a current craze amongst her age group for festive naughty elf pictures and I have somehow managed to agree to post an image a day of our elf up to no good.
So, Dear Readers, I have decided that you too will be subjected to one a day until I run out of steam.
Naughty Elf has been in the biscuit tin
He will need the National Elf Service if he nicks anymore biscuits.ReplyDelete
Elf'N Safety will also have to get involved I suspect.Delete
Most enjoyable. I do like your naughty elf and all his antics!ReplyDelete
I am not sure I can be inventive enough to keep her amused right up until Christmas.Delete
He needs a spank on the bottom before his trousers become too tight.ReplyDelete
I think there may be worse to come!Delete
Don't deny him a little bit of nourishment. He needs to be keep up his strength - helping Santa isn't easy these days. Kids 'want' so much it's a hard job satisfying them all :)ReplyDelete
But a healthy piece of fruit would have been so much better.Delete
He looks suspiciously like "Elf on a Shelf" who watches the children to see if they will be naughty or nice then reports back to Santa!ReplyDelete
That's him! I hadn't heard of him until we acquired our elf (by accident) and my niece asked me to post some adventures online for her daughter.Delete
Daddy Elf has thrashed Naughty Elf's ass with a cricket bat and sent Naughty Elf to bed without any supper. Now Daddy Elf is going down to the pub for a game of darts and a few pints with his mates.ReplyDelete
Ah, how like the home life of our own dear Queen.Delete
What a lovely idea!ReplyDelete