As I seem to be suffering short term memory loss on a more regular basis these days, I thought that perhaps I should take up some new activities to help to stimulate my brain.
Learning a new language is always recommended to help stave off dementia so I thought I would try this to see if it helps.
I have settled on Yoof Speak as it seems to be everywhere at the moment and is a language that I really don't understand too well (which is its purpose I gather - they don't want us wrinklies knowing what they are talking about).
So, I was like well gassed goin' wiv my bae up to Ramsey this morning. We got us a flat white then some dench towels for the kitchen. But, like, oh em gee, we had the Five-O behind the whip back to da crib so, like, well slowed down.
Hmmm. I think it needs a little more work...innit?