I decided to have a rootle through the wardrobes today and see what could go either to the charity shop or for recycling.
There are four double wardrobes plus two singles that have been jam-packed with clothes for ages. I have kept things "just in case" even though they no longer fit me. Even when I buy new clothes (which I am ashamed to say, I do far more often than is really necessary), I never get rid of anything.
However, there are now four plastic bin bags full of clothing to be disposed of and much more space in the wardrobes.
P contributed three of his shirts to the pile.
Oh, and look who has just arrived. He has been elf-isolating.
Hi Elfie. Will you be getting a free vaccine on the National Elf Service?
ReplyDeleteHe's too young
DeleteIt's Elfie again! Have you told him he's moving, or will he insist on staying with the new occupants?
ReplyDeleteHe'll be back at the North Pole by the time we move. I'm not telling him we're going.
DeleteWell how will he know where to find you next year?
DeleteI'll leave a trail of breadcrumbs.
DeleteHe doesn't look very elfy to me. A bit pixilted.
ReplyDeleteFairy-nuff, I'll take him to the elf centre to get a check up.
DeleteHey Elfie! Merry Xmas. I was wondering when you were going to surface.
ReplyDeleteIve got a bag of clothes to get rid of this year but no one wants them here, not even the church. I leave the bag next to a central bin and hope someone comes along and takes it away
Our local charity shop does a roaring trade so hopefully they'll be able to sell it all. Some of it has only been worn once a I lost more weight right after I bought all the clothes in the new size 🙄
Delete*shaking head at comments*. Punning IS the highest form of humor! It’s good to be able to have a little laughter, especially this year!
ReplyDeleteI too have been doing some triage on “stuff”, a lot at the first of the year, before the move, and continuing now, discovering how much we moved that we shouldn’t have. Twenty years in one space sure lends itself to collecting stuff! Moving rather suddenly meant not enough tossing beforehand. It actually feels good to be paring down.
It did feel quite uplifting, that feeling of getting rid of things that I didn't really need and that were just cluttering up the place. There are still some more storage cupboards to sort through yet, but no rush for the time being.
DeleteI remember when Naughty Elf (aka Elfie) took you and Lord P on holiday to The Canary Islands. Nice to see that he has got his COVID mask on and a massive bottle of hand sanitiser at his fingertips.
ReplyDeleteYes, the little blighter is back again. Cheeky little fellow seems to think he lives here.
DeleteThere should be a Christmas song about Elfie...
DeleteOh Elfie, Naughty Elfie
He ain't wealthy
But he's healthy
He helps Santa with the toys
Bringing smiles
To girls and boys.
I think the next verse goes something like this...
DeleteOh Elfie, Naughty Elfie
He stole my camera,
Took a selfie
He is making lots of noise
Where are all those Christmas joys?
This is the third verse:-
DeleteOh Elfie, Naughty Elfie
He saw Northsider
Being stealthy
Knocking off Christmas trees
Then selling them
For mammoth fees
"What's it all all about Elfie?"
ReplyDeleteGnome-one knows...
DeleteYou all aint helf funny.
ReplyDeleteJust can't helf it.
DeleteI think it is a good thing to be able to laugh at our elves, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteWe all need to laugh every day.
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