.... has it that the jetski man's adventure this week may not have been inspired by romance after all.
Although not mentioned in any of the formal news reports, locals have been whispering that he allegedly did not make the whole four and a half hour journey unaided and that the large backpack he was wearing reputedly contained a haul of prohibited substances which were quickly offloaded before the police could catch him in possession.
Who knows?
He's called Dale and she's called Jessica. I think John Denver may I have written a song about them..."Leaving on a Jet Ski".
ReplyDeleteIt would make a good film. Shall you, YP and me write the script?
ReplyDeleteI will be Dale, JayCee will be Jessica and you can be a seagull.
DeleteWould that be Jonathon Livingstone Seagull?
DeleteMy author father would be called Bach. Did I tell you about the Jose the seagull we met in the Algarve? We fed him chips on the hotel balcony. We are very sophisticated.
DeleteYou'll have to write it in that he has a camera so he can photograph cows on the walk from Ramsey to Douglas.
DeleteThe Dunham Family will be tasked with creating the incidental background music.
DeleteYou guys could write a comedy show! LOL
ReplyDeleteDo you want a part Ellen? Fancy being Betty the mature lady who rents out deckchairs on Douglas beach?
DeleteExcuse me! Who said I was "mature"?! :)
DeleteThe Cheddar Cheese Company.
DeleteEllen, you would be cast as the glamorous dancer in the Guys and Dolls nightclub in Douglas.
DeleteLOL!
DeleteCarry On IOM Jet Ski.
ReplyDeleteThank you all for an entertaining read. I needed that!
ReplyDeleteA laugh a minute here!
DeleteWhen is this premiering - will it be a live show or set on celluloid?
ReplyDeleteJust waiting for that nice Mr Scorcese to get started.
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